Diploma Doubter Pillows

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"All those in favor of adding another 5 billion organisms to our probiotic just for the fun of it..."

Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

Graduate of 2021

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"Isn't that cute? He's reading his diplomas again."

'Is this a trick question?'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

'Nobody likes a smartass, Bob.'

Useful Degrees:"Bachelor of Waitressing

Where's The Prize?

'Thanks, I started collecting diplomas when I was seven.'

"I'm skipping straight to a second opinion, in the first one, I thought you were OK."

"Well, that's one in the eye for doubting Thomas!"

University Degree Flying Carpet

Graduate Joins the Unemployment Queue.

'I have to tell you that your college degree, from the Internet Diploma Mill, raises a red flag.'

Make us proud and remember to return your textbooks.

"There's no way in hell this is what it's all about."

"This is unbelievable. I think I forgot to graduate."

'Social media? There's nothing social about it!'

'I think educated guesses are useless; they're nothing but I-don't-knows with a degree.'

"You wanted me to go to that small college..they've gone out of business, and me degree was recalled."