Diploma Doubter T-Shirts

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"All those in favor of adding another 5 billion organisms to our probiotic just for the fun of it..."

Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

Graduate of 2021

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'Whoa! I can see a problem already. A misspelling on my diploma! Ha, ha . . . a little humor there.'

'Is this a trick question?'

Graduation Creation of Adam

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

"Isn't that cute? He's reading his diplomas again."

'Nobody likes a smartass, Bob.'

Useful Degrees:"Bachelor of Waitressing

Where's The Prize?

'Thanks, I started collecting diplomas when I was seven.'

I'm sorry I couldn't come up with a reason for you to live, Al. I blame it on the fact that I got my medical degree from Trump University.

"I'm skipping straight to a second opinion, in the first one, I thought you were OK."

"Well, that's one in the eye for doubting Thomas!"

University Degree Flying Carpet

Graduate Joins the Unemployment Queue.

Esteemed Vegetables

'I have to tell you that your college degree, from the Internet Diploma Mill, raises a red flag.'

Instead of caps and gowns, night school graduates have to wear nightcaps and nightgowns.

Make us proud and remember to return your textbooks.

"There's no way in hell this is what it's all about."

'Social media? There's nothing social about it!'

"This is unbelievable. I think I forgot to graduate."

'I think educated guesses are useless; they're nothing but I-don't-knows with a degree.'

"And who gave you the first opinion? Facebook, Twitter or Whatsapp?"