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"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Make a lot of money."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Continuing education.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Exam

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

"Okay, you still have all the old problems, but we're adding new ones and you can't touch.

Good luck in your A Levels.

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'And here's my collection of stock in DiscoCorp... or as I call it, your college fund.'

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"