Proud Trophy Displayer Pillows

"He may be small but he put up a heck of a fight."

Butterfly Woman

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Teacher and students.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Clown baby.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Right Here

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

Graduate of 2021

'I'm no good at sports, so I'll just have to settle for a trophy wife.'

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

"... And he's got his father's face!"

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

Vegetarian taxidermy

Street Sales

Elephant in the Room

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.

"You participated the hell out of that tournament."

That was the first addition to my ego wall. It's my first loaded diaper."

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

'Since she jumped over the moon there's been no living with her.'

Winning the Cup.

"You know they're just plastic, and I know they're just plastic, but take them down."