Trash Trophy Enthusiast Pillows

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

The Generals medals

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? It's months away." "Exactly." "A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date." "A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion." "Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels." "A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure."

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"He goes through the TV listings deleting all the 'trash' I like."

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

'I'm no good at sports, so I'll just have to settle for a trophy wife.'

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'I'd love a career in waste management!'

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

'I took third place on our corporate golf outing, You should see the first place trophy,'

Plogging Marathon

Al's Junk: Now selling Russian Govt. Bonds!

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

Fantasy Football Awards: 'The trophy to the Monday morning quarterback with the widest end zone...'

'Minibar' - A HotelMotel with an actual miniature Bar and Bartender in its minibar fridge.

Vegetarian taxidermy

Street Sales

'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'

'Lord, don't let him get started on the ones that got away!'

'He thinks he's a show dog.'

Elephant in the Room

Melting Snow Trophies