Whimsical Trophy Collector Pillows

No caption. (A clown displays heads of balloon animals on the wall as hunting trophies).

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Mixed Doubles.

Award Winning Gardener

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Rocking Horse

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Dad Trophies

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Win - win

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

Phoenix

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

First Prize!

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Vincent Van Goat.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

ATM withdrawal

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I'll bet there's a story there."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.