Proud Trophy Displayer Gifts

"He may be small but he put up a heck of a fight."

Butterfly Woman

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Infantry.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Teacher and students.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Clown baby.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Graduate of 2021

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'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

'I'm no good at sports, so I'll just have to settle for a trophy wife.'

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

"... And he's got his father's face!"

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

Vegetarian taxidermy

Street Sales

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

Elephant in the Room

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

Winning the Cup.

'Since she jumped over the moon there's been no living with her.'

That was the first addition to my ego wall. It's my first loaded diaper."

"You participated the hell out of that tournament."

"You know they're just plastic, and I know they're just plastic, but take them down."