Proud Professional Gifts

Butterfly Woman

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Loyalty Award

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"I want to work from home!"

'They're a very successful family.'

Professional woman in pub

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Teacher and students.

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Work Life Balance

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

"Office of quality assurance"

I like you Roger:- you've got sticktoitiveness.

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

'I am trying to achieve a work-life balance'

Good luck with your video interview.

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

Man behind desk has glass case with Lawyer Repellant