Proud Job Holder Gifts

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

Butterfly Woman

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Things I love about Powell River...

Working 9 to 5.

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Teacher and students.

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

International House of Paperwork

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

Think Big.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Right Here

The proud husband who's wife just lost thirty-five pounds: 'This is my wife Sandra, Greatly reduced.'

Pet Dog.

Input (not yours) and Output (only mine).

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

"Finding $20 while on bathroom clean-up duty."

"Primary Emergency Contact?"

"I shuffle the papers that ordinary, everyday Americans won't."

'You may have my Double-Double when you can pry it from my cold, dead hand.'

'Since she jumped over the moon there's been no living with her.'

"Got your e-mail, thanks."

"After working at a desk for 40 years, Charlie never really wanted a man cave."

"Just six months ago, he was completely feral."