Proud Individual Gifts

'It's very fashionable these days for a woman to have a tattoo.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Butterfly Woman

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

Impressing dad.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

Things I love about Powell River...

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Teacher and students.