Proud Performer Gifts

"Sir, I'm afraid we can't accept this as a form of identification."

Butterfly Woman

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Teacher and students.

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Sailor boy

A woman playing the flute

"More helium."

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

Pogo Cellist

"Music has doubled my income..."

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

The proud husband who's wife just lost thirty-five pounds: 'This is my wife Sandra, Greatly reduced.'

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

'I'm just a struggling actor. Your insurance policy doesn't cover a real doctor.'

Helium Guitar Festival

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

"My daughter tells me that you work in the entertainment industry?"

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."

Policeman

Naked Hamlet

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

Pole dancing

'Since she jumped over the moon there's been no living with her.'

"You don't need to conduct me so hard-I'm right here."

'You only want to do it now when people are watching.'

Centaur had spots painted on him so he can play a cow.

'It took me 7 hours to get him into the boat. Actually, it's fake, and it took me 10 minutes to buy it off the Internet.'