Proud Performer Gifts

"Sir, I'm afraid we can't accept this as a form of identification."

Butterfly Woman

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Teacher and students.

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

"More helium."

A woman playing the flute

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Sailor boy

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

Pogo Cellist

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

"Music has doubled my income..."

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

The proud husband who's wife just lost thirty-five pounds: 'This is my wife Sandra, Greatly reduced.'

'I'm just a struggling actor. Your insurance policy doesn't cover a real doctor.'

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

Helium Guitar Festival

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Naked Hamlet

Policeman

"My daughter tells me that you work in the entertainment industry?"

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."

Pole dancing

"You don't need to conduct me so hard-I'm right here."

'Since she jumped over the moon there's been no living with her.'

'It took me 7 hours to get him into the boat. Actually, it's fake, and it took me 10 minutes to buy it off the Internet.'

Centaur had spots painted on him so he can play a cow.

'You only want to do it now when people are watching.'