Doorstep Dash Enthusiast Gifts

"As a kid if you enjoyed knocking on doors and running away, we have the perfect job for you."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Signs of Stress

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

I don

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

Graduate

Sale: All Doors Massively Reduced!

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

"You're closer. You get it."

The Great Out-doors

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

"Sarge, permission to move freely?"

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

"I don't see one damn thing we haven't eaten before."

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Clear off! Can't you see I'm self-isolating?"

Detour Sign

'That's it now, Mrs. Baines - see you in the New Year!'

"Thanks for a nice time. I'd ask you in, but the man of the house will just put you out again for the night."

"Nice new car...but portion control should apply to information technology."

My name's Troy, and I'll be your server tonight. My name's Fred and I'll be talking way too loudly about my colon. I'm still learning my name, and I'll be screaming for no good reason.

welcome / Good riddance: "Over here. That's the back door."

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

'We just stopped by to say hello.'

"Don't pretend you didn't notice the Anderson's new doorstops, too! They put ours to shame!"

'You should've called first - given me a chance to not be home.'

"Harold, it's another door to door salesman."

Almost, but not quite, welcome.

Door 2 Door salesman.

One more ring and Bob would set off the Solicitor Glove,