Doorstop Enthusiast Gifts

"Don't pretend you didn't notice the Anderson's new doorstops, too! They put ours to shame!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Macho man body building club.

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

Man with Stop Signs.

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

The Great Out-doors

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

"I will now open the floor to questions. Bye bye!"

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Clear off! Can't you see I'm self-isolating?"

"Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plunbers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?"

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

'Backseat folds out to a bed in case you run out of gas on the way home.'

"As a kid if you enjoyed knocking on doors and running away, we have the perfect job for you."

Detour Sign

"Route US 666"

welcome / Good riddance: "Over here. That's the back door."

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

One way bridge.

"These new wheels are awesome!"

"Gods are imaginary friends that have evolved the ability to spread from one human host to another. They are communal parasites, and you are carriers."

Door 2 Door salesman.

'I need a simple door, nothing fancy, just in, out, nobody gets hurt.'

Two hungry truckers approach a roadside cafe in a truck.

'As usual, the tie-break proved something of a conversation stopper.'

One more ring and Bob would set off the Solicitor Glove,