Back Door Aficionado Gifts

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

The Thinker

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Macho man body building club.

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

Comfort zone

Sale: All Doors Massively Reduced!

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

The Great Out-doors

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

Men talking about dog, "My dog takes his walks pretty seriously"

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

At death's door

"It's not a backpack."

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

"I will now open the floor to questions. Bye bye!"

"I realize it's a good idea to park far out so you can get a good walk in. But 40 miles may be a little too far out."

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

X-Ray toilets.

Since I started walking my postal route I've lost weight and gotten back into shape! Return to slender!

'I know you've heard about how we roosters get around, but believe me, I'm a one-chicken guy.'

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

Pet Doors Inc. In trays and out trays??" in, out, in, out…

'I don't care what you say.. it's too cold to stand out there.'