Open Door Aficionado Gifts

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

Macho man body building club.

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Man on motorbike.

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

Sale: All Doors Massively Reduced!

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

The Great Out-doors

"I heart the air in my hair!"

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

'Is this the open house?'

X-Ray toilets.

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

Man and dog hang their tongues out in the wind while driving.

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

Honk if you love Jesus - Jesus Cruz's Bar & Grill 12 mi. ahead.

Aspirin company - Door pushes in and turns.

'I'm very close to making my decision. Can I hear this one again?'

"I'm glad you're up for us having an open water marriage."

welcome / Good riddance: "Over here. That's the back door."

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

'Been waiting long?'

Door 2 Door salesman.

"Gods are imaginary friends that have evolved the ability to spread from one human host to another. They are communal parasites, and you are carriers."

'I need a simple door, nothing fancy, just in, out, nobody gets hurt.'

Man sees 'Route 66' has 'Kick Me' sign on back.

One more ring and Bob would set off the Solicitor Glove,

Clay Pigeon Shooters' Federation...