Open Concept Aficionado Gifts

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Things are looking up!"

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Bob’s Museum

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

Jim Balsillie orders dessert...

"This song asks the musical question: "Can anyone here show me how to play an e-minor chord?"

Open mike night presents: Rudy Park. You done left me alone … Cut out when I needed you most. How brightly we'd have shone … had you not given up the ghost. I done loved you baby. Now I just feel so bad-n-used. I'm a-goin' crazy … I got me the laptop low-battery life blues. That portable never loved you, honey child!

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

'I agree with the government.'

Know Your Leaves

Open Mic Nacht

House of Java.net Cybercafe. Open mike night starring Rudy Park. Much to fear, these troubled days. Covid, economy in a stew … I've compounded things a ways with my enemy anew. Oh foolishness and great folly there're no ifs, ands, or buts. We failed to tip sufficiently … when last at Supercuts. Never dis the barber!

'You can hip, but no hop and cut back from bling bling to just bling.'

Uncomfortably open Mike night.

Ventrilominimalism.

"Blank Canvas, White on White, Snow, Artist's Block....I don't know how he gets away with it!"

"It's a good sign that they asked for Milton Friedman's biography."

Open Mike Night Presents Future Guy. They hitched rides in on Halley's Comet every time it's near. Living nanites masquerading as technology

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"We've found that patients are more truthful when it's open mic night."

"This one is about feeling blue because I haven't paid my dues yet."

'I've had the office modernized, trouble is, now you don't fit in anymore.'

A one wheeled car

Alphabet soup in a tough neighbourhood.

The Simple Life: Input - Output

'Pedantic? He's the only person I know who insists on calling it a hippoPOTAMUS!'

'We may knock out a few walls.'

'Enough frank and honest talk. Let's go back to hypocrisy and dishonest talk.'

Hip-hop-opotamus.

"The artist must have suffered terribly."