Open-plan Aficionado Gifts

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

I'm sorry, but I have to let you go, Harpic- the office is going open-plan.

Open mike night presents: Rudy Park. You done left me alone … Cut out when I needed you most. How brightly we'd have shone … had you not given up the ghost. I done loved you baby. Now I just feel so bad-n-used. I'm a-goin' crazy … I got me the laptop low-battery life blues. That portable never loved you, honey child!

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

2020

"Now do you see, Betty, what a little luck, a few sound investments and the shameless inflation of corporate profits through bogus transactions can buy."

'Now, if we stick to our financial plan, I can retire at 55 and you at 87.'

'Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after Summer Vacation?'

House of Java.net Cybercafe. Open mike night starring Rudy Park. Much to fear, these troubled days. Covid, economy in a stew … I've compounded things a ways with my enemy anew. Oh foolishness and great folly there're no ifs, ands, or buts. We failed to tip sufficiently … when last at Supercuts. Never dis the barber!

Open Mic Nacht

View Down Ladies' Mile

'We projected every contingency except for our plan actually working.'

Prince.

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

'Is this the open house?'

"It's a good sign that they asked for Milton Friedman's biography."

"It's not that I love New York. It's just that I hate everyplace else."

Realty Porn

Man and dog hang their tongues out in the wind while driving.

'Now that's big money!'

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

Unsocial housing.

Oh, we communicate VERY freely in this office. I hear everyone's health, marriage, and money problems.

'He was a brilliant strategist but not much of a horseman.'

'We may knock out a few walls.'

"That's my idea of an open floor plan office."

Imagine the Traffic