Plan Enthusiast Gifts

'Now, if we stick to our financial plan, I can retire at 55 and you at 87.'

'Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after Summer Vacation?'

'He was a brilliant strategist but not much of a horseman.'

'We projected every contingency except for our plan actually working.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

Slinky Cow World

Deadline

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

Newton's cradle

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”

10 commandments

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"My schedule is just nuts."

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

"Someone's screwed up. . . there's apiece of road here no-one's working on!"

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"We need a plot twist."

"I bought my wife a diamond planet"

The missiles had failed....so it was down to Frank....and plan B.

He Didn't Know How To Appreciate Nature

2020

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

'Uranus!'

Actually, I think you looked better with Atlantis.

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

The Werewolf planner

"We seem to be going round in circles."