Planner Enthusiast Gifts

"My schedule is just nuts."

"Planning, when do I have time for that, I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning!"

'I have a very hectic schedule. Do you have a minute-by-minute daily planner?'

'It's a diary and guaranteed for one year.'

Disorganised Crime

"We only got six days of funding."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

Deadline

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

Father Time Management

Bad Office Planning

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Cat Day Planner.

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Someone's screwed up. . . there's apiece of road here no-one's working on!"