Planner Enthusiasts Gifts

"You're on our 'to do' list."

Organized crime: two mobsters looking at a planning chart.

'This is my monthly planner.'

Deadline

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Cat Day Planner.

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

"My schedule is just nuts."

"Someone's screwed up. . . there's apiece of road here no-one's working on!"

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

2020

"We seem to be going round in circles."

The Werewolf planner

I'm sorry, sir, but the fact-checkers convention isn't until next week. Hotel.

'Now, if we stick to our financial plan, I can retire at 55 and you at 87.'

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Pedestrian parking only.

'Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after Summer Vacation?'

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."

'We projected every contingency except for our plan actually working.'

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

The citizens of Fullerton, Nebraska, celebrate the historic meeting of East and West Coast Suburban Sprawl.

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar, but the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and the speaker hoped to use died in 1967...'

"According to these calculations, you have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the afternoon."

Planning dept.

Where did birds rest before utility wires?

"If you're worried about your retirement account, Ms. Mulvany, just read the crawl."

'We projected every contingency except for our plan actually working.'

'I'm just curious as to why you've only worked here a total of 15 minutes, and you've already put in for a 5-week vacation.'