Planner Aficionado Gifts

2020

Monday. 7 am. Rise. 8 am. 9 am. 10 am. 11 am. Shine. 12 pm. Day planner of a coffee drinker. (This cartoon was originally published on 2001-02-12).

Wedding disaster #27.

Deadline

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Cat Day Planner.

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

"My schedule is just nuts."

"Someone's screwed up. . . there's apiece of road here no-one's working on!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.

The Werewolf planner

"We seem to be going round in circles."

'Now, if we stick to our financial plan, I can retire at 55 and you at 87.'

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Pedestrian parking only.

'Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after Summer Vacation?'

'We projected every contingency except for our plan actually working.'

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."

"Ruling the world is a nice ambition, but shouldn't you have a backup plan?"

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar, but the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and the speaker hoped to use died in 1967...'

"It's all fun and games until El Piñata strikes back."

Planning dept.

For better or for worse till debt do you part...

'We projected every contingency except for our plan actually working.'

Unsocial housing.

"You're on our 'to do' list."