Open-plan Aficionado Pillows

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

I'm sorry, but I have to let you go, Harpic- the office is going open-plan.

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

2020

"Now do you see, Betty, what a little luck, a few sound investments and the shameless inflation of corporate profits through bogus transactions can buy."

'Now, if we stick to our financial plan, I can retire at 55 and you at 87.'

'Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after Summer Vacation?'

View Down Ladies' Mile

Prince.

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

'We projected every contingency except for our plan actually working.'

'Is this the open house?'

"It's a good sign that they asked for Milton Friedman's biography."

Man and dog hang their tongues out in the wind while driving.

'Now that's big money!'

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

"It's not that I love New York. It's just that I hate everyplace else."

Realty Porn

Unsocial housing.

Oh, we communicate VERY freely in this office. I hear everyone's health, marriage, and money problems.

'He was a brilliant strategist but not much of a horseman.'

Imagine the Traffic

'We may knock out a few walls.'

"That's my idea of an open floor plan office."

"This would even confuse Confucius ."