Open-plan Office Survivor Pillows

Oh, we communicate VERY freely in this office. I hear everyone's health, marriage, and money problems.

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

Upward Progress

Late/Too Late.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"I feel your pain."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Cafe Burns.

Office Weather

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

Getting through the week.

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!