Open-plan Office Survivor Mugs

Oh, we communicate VERY freely in this office. I hear everyone's health, marriage, and money problems.

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

Upward Progress

"I feel your pain."

Late/Too Late.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

Office Weather

Cafe Burns.

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

Getting through the week.

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!