Plein-air Aficionado Pillows

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Walking Luggage.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

The World's Easiest Airport

The World Wide Web.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

A private jet takes off

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Kamikaze Colour

Limerick Airport

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

Airport Bored Rooms