Flight Aficionado Pillows

'I'm on my way!'

Avian Chiropractic Clinic. Straighten up and fly right.

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'

A drone laying an egg

Canada geese having a meeting about flight formations

"I just don't have a lot of confidence in these guys navigating us south."

"There may be a quick layover to check on her young."

"One more time, please Dad, let me read my Flight Theory Books one more time..."

The World Wide Web.

Magic carpet entering a man-powered flight competition.

Kennedy Airport

'Wh..? Hey, get hold of yourself, you've been flying ever since you were hatched!'

'I'm just saying that if God had meant for us to fly, He'd have given us brains capable of creating some sort of flying machine.'

'It's always good to experience 'cutting edge' technology.'

'Ready?'

The phrase "pushing the envelop" came into common usage after Tom Wolfe used it in his book "The Right Stuff." We was describing test pilots with exceptional courage who were expanding the limits of flight. Ernie wants to become a test pilot and people ask me if he has the right stuff. Unfortunately, his level of courage can best be described by saying ... Ernie is unable to push the envelope because he's terrified of getting a paper-cut!

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."

"Student driver"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

Servicemen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Walking Luggage.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.