Plein-air Aficionado Gifts

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

UK border controls relaxed.

Walking Luggage.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

The World Wide Web.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The World's Easiest Airport

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

A private jet takes off

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Employee of the Month Parking

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Kamikaze Colour

Limerick Airport

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

Ace High

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."