Open Concept Aficionado Mugs

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Things are looking up!"

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Bob’s Museum

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

'I agree with the government.'

"Blank Canvas, White on White, Snow, Artist's Block....I don't know how he gets away with it!"

'You can hip, but no hop and cut back from bling bling to just bling.'

Uncomfortably open Mike night.

Know Your Leaves

Ventrilominimalism.

"It's a good sign that they asked for Milton Friedman's biography."

'I've had the office modernized, trouble is, now you don't fit in anymore.'

A one wheeled car

"We've found that patients are more truthful when it's open mic night."

"This one is about feeling blue because I haven't paid my dues yet."

Alphabet soup in a tough neighbourhood.

The Simple Life: Input - Output

'We may knock out a few walls.'

'Enough frank and honest talk. Let's go back to hypocrisy and dishonest talk.'

'Pedantic? He's the only person I know who insists on calling it a hippoPOTAMUS!'

Hip-hop-opotamus.

"The artist must have suffered terribly."

'I much prefer the concept of individual greed over that of wasteful government-controlled greed.'