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"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Head over Hooves

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Cellphone Islands

Getting to Know You

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

US v.s. Tech Giants

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Terry had a computer bug.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

'New Game'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'