Computer Culture Devotee Gifts

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Textin’"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Board Game Hunter

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Windows or Mac?

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Facebook For Dogs.

Knights of the Square Table.

Essex computer.

Book Worm

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

'Oh-oh- planned obsolescence!'

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime, but teach a cat to fish and it'll be on the internet forever.

Dearest Eleanor, as our country fights this great battle of brother against brother, my sincerest hope is that future controversies will be resolved not with bloodshed but with sarcasm and aimless yelling on an invisible network of networks.

Facebook/Meta

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