Digital Culture Devotee Gifts

New Gods

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Weird things I do because of the internet

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

The Digital Family

"You've got computer-breath."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

Man-mobile

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Silly sausages

"Is it an important text?"