Digital Culture Fan Gifts

"It's free, but they sell your information."

'I think you should know, I put a piece on 'YourTube' praising your stewardship.'

"Learning about reading and writing is nice, but when will we get to important stuff like memes and emojis?"

"Hello, my car broke down and I was wondering if I could use your Porn Hub?"

The Digital Family

'I'm just updating my Facebook profile.'

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Weird things I do because of the internet

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Fact amnesty"

'Twitter for goldfish.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

Internet Cafe

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Better Living Through Technology

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."