Comedic Computer Enthusiast Gifts

'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

Windows or Mac?

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

Facebook For Dogs.

Essex computer.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

I think that computer might be giving out a little too much heat... Energy efficient IT systems.

Nethead strip: Sale.com

"He's young and eager to change the world, but I'd be happy if he'd just change his underwear."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'