Comedic Computer Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

Facebook For Dogs.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

Essex computer.

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

"He's young and eager to change the world, but I'd be happy if he'd just change his underwear."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

I think that computer might be giving out a little too much heat... Energy efficient IT systems.

Nethead strip: Sale.com

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'