Computer Comic Lover T-Shirts

I think that computer might be giving out a little too much heat... Energy efficient IT systems.

An ape holds a computer.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

No-Work Orange

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Window Treatment

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

The Food Chain

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?