Computer Comedy Lover T-Shirts

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'How did you guess my password is wine?'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Terry had a computer bug.

Hardware and software

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"Our records show that you unsubscribed to our company's e-newsletter. We need to have a little talk."

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

Religion and technology.

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

'The number 1 dinner is available in an updated version 1.1.'

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

"I made that video while doped up on catnip. That's why I'm warning you to stay away from drugs."

STRIP Hambone: 'Can't you programme this thing to laugh at my jokes?'

"We programmed it to behave exactly like a human... it never stops complaining."

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

Instead of that CD, how about feeding me a nice bagel for a change?

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"No, it isn't a mobile. It's my pipe."

"Mine has a terrible battery life."