Computer Comedian T-Shirts

Dinosaur types 'large cities near me'

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Screen Time vs Book Time

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Terry had a computer bug.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

Hardware and software

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Chef copy robot

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.