Truck Stop Aficionado Gifts

Two hungry truckers approach a roadside cafe in a truck.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

How am I abducting?

Be open to help.

US Energy Needs.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Moon Pies.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"I brought my lunch."

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Undersized Load

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Road Kill Cafe.

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Man with Stop Signs.

Chip wagon oil change.

Couple ignoring each other with spatnav on facia.

One Man and Two Trucks

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"You kids are lucky. When I was young, we had to roll down the windows and stick our heads out to be cool."

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."