Traffic Stop Humor Lover Gifts

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'It's a slow trap.'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Slow, Men at Work.

Give Way To Cyclists

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Snail Crossing.

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Move to Arizona.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

"Over the speed limit, are you sure?"

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

"Sorry to pull you over, but do you realize how fast you weren't going?"

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Goats.