Truck Stop Gourmet Gifts

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

LAY ZEE FUK

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Sister Cities

"Valet park only"

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"I brought my lunch."

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

Chip wagon oil change.

"I'm selling the gingerbread house and buying a food truck."

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

State trying to get young people to use Parks.

"...and those are cheese and cucumber..."

"...And would madam like the snail porridge?"

'My New Year's resolution is to eat more fruits and vegetables.'

"Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plunbers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?"

'Green technology?'

"Guys, I'm cutting back on the seed. It's summer. Eat some bugs."

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

Hot dog vendor is struck by a new business strategy...Grilled Bankers.

"I'll get the black bean tacos and my neighbour plays his music too loud."

"I'm eating my bugs grilled from now on."

'We only serve original recipes - made out of the finest whole cloth.'

Bob's food truck