Gourmet Road Tripper Gifts

State trying to get young people to use Parks.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

La Table

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Motor Tourism

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Now here's a place I like!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Holiday Supplies

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Camping.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Sometimes Y Turn