Gourmet Road Tripper Prints

State trying to get young people to use Parks.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

La Table

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Now here's a place I like!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Motor Tourism

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Holiday Supplies

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Camping.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"