Road Tripper Extraordinaire Prints

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Now here's a place I like!'

Motor Tourism

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Kardiff.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Camping.

'Are we broke yet?'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Sometimes Y Turn

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

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