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Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

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"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Sister Cities

"Valet park only"

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

"I brought my lunch."

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

Chip wagon oil change.

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

"I'm selling the gingerbread house and buying a food truck."

The last hot dog of summer.

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Do you know why I pulled you over, and for which flavor? Ice cream.

"...and those are cheese and cucumber..."

State trying to get young people to use Parks.

"...And would madam like the snail porridge?"

Ice Cream. Cakes. Pies. Food trucks serving sweets come out at night. The streets are desserted after dark!

'Green technology?'

'My New Year's resolution is to eat more fruits and vegetables.'

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

"Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plunbers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?"

"Guys, I'm cutting back on the seed. It's summer. Eat some bugs."

Gas Food. To Ernie, "filling station" means just that!

Hot dog vendor is struck by a new business strategy...Grilled Bankers.

'We only serve original recipes - made out of the finest whole cloth.'

Bob's food truck

"I'm eating my bugs grilled from now on."

"Ooh - that one was a bit gamey."

"I'll get the black bean tacos and my neighbour plays his music too loud."