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'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"I need to tinkle."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

Sister Cities

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Stuffing the turkey.

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

Beef Wellingtons

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'Mom always told us to eat the greens!'

"What's not disgusting?"

'You wish, Timmy.'

'Your wife borrowed the car.'

Cull people who think, because it's organic, they can sell produce that's past its best.

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

I love Sprouts

'There! Now all we gotta decide is what we're gonna make!'