Pit Stop Perfectionist T-Shirts

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Nice park. . .

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Football Crazy.

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'I like the plot, but are all those nude scenes really necessary?'

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"Page 33, line 4..."

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

Look, Rusty, your fastball's working and your sinker's dropping perfectly. But if you can't stop chasing the ball after you throw it, I'm gonna have to put you down -- In the minors, Rusty. Oh! You should see your face!