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Two hungry truckers approach a roadside cafe in a truck.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

How am I abducting?

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Be open to help.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

US Energy Needs.

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"I brought my lunch."

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Undersized Load

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Road Kill Cafe.

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Man with Stop Signs.

Couple ignoring each other with spatnav on facia.

Chip wagon oil change.

One Man and Two Trucks

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"You kids are lucky. When I was young, we had to roll down the windows and stick our heads out to be cool."

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

The happy union of rail and trucking.