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Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Undersized Load

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Man with Stop Signs.

One Man and Two Trucks

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

'Your truck passes my safety inspection, but you better clean the dashboard before the EPA declares it a hazardous waste dump.'

Trucker

'Dagnabbit! First muh truck breaks down, now my darn dog's gone and run off.'

Dog Driving a Truck

Semiliterate.

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'

"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way."

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.

'Let's dump the balloons and do a re-weigh.'

'Oh great. They're metric tools, and I've got standard nuts and bolts.'