Truck Stop Explorer T-Shirts

'I wish I'd heard of this place earlier!'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Fist Bumper Cars

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Get ready ... Get set ...

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Prime Meats.

Bumper Cars of Love.

Salvage Hunters

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"Mobile Tree Home"

Drive safely.

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

Second Chance Exit.

Directions for walker across several hills.

Warmer … warmer … little cooler … cooler … getting cold. Freezing! Ok, we're putting my GPS back on.

The End.

Amusement Park OPEN. For the past few months we've been on a roller coaster ride without even without the park being open.

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

Exit 66 Yaphank: If you have already been to Yaphank please disregard this exit.

Welcome to the Midwest (A Content-Driven Geo-Political Concept) Press Accelerator Pedal to Continue Program...

Convenience Store. Blasto! New Energy Drink. Actually, it makes sense for an energy drink to taste like gasoline.

"Welcome to Cornish Est. 1763. Nothing to see here, move along, folks."

"We don't get a lot of personal shoppers in here."

We welcome your urine

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

"It's the latest in backpacking supplies. Just add water!"

Two men searching for petrol in the desert cross paths.