Truck Stop Explorer T-Shirts

'I wish I'd heard of this place earlier!'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Fist Bumper Cars

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Prime Meats.

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

Drive safely.

"Mobile Tree Home"

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

Second Chance Exit.

Directions for walker across several hills.

The End.

Welcome to the Midwest (A Content-Driven Geo-Political Concept) Press Accelerator Pedal to Continue Program...

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

Exit 66 Yaphank: If you have already been to Yaphank please disregard this exit.

"It's the latest in backpacking supplies. Just add water!"

"Welcome to Cornish Est. 1763. Nothing to see here, move along, folks."

"We don't get a lot of personal shoppers in here."

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

We welcome your urine

Two men searching for petrol in the desert cross paths.

'You can have any of my coats Verl, I've grown out of all of them.'