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"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The Vineyard

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Polar bear bowling alley

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Cometh the Cow!

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."